"You’re not like other girls"
Yes actually I am. Girls are awesome, shut the fuck up.
Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything.
This is disproportionately hilarious to me.
have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think
the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww
are you implying the fat pug makes this any less elegant because you would be wrong
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
Mr. Knightly from Jane Austin’s Emma
Book Geek Quote #598