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How To Attract What You Desire:

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Before you begin:

• Know what you want. What you really want. And don’t think of “how” you’ll get it.
• Write the desire in present tense on a card. It is now your goal card.
• Carry this card with you and read it often. This is putting the desire into your subconscious mind.
• Check if your goal is really what you want. Can you imagine bigger? Are you letting fear stop you? Are you answering your soul’s calling with this? 

Night:

• How you fall asleep determines what shows up in your life. Everytime. Without fail. So we start our day how we fell asleep the night before, actually. Ask your self one question before you sleep: “If my wishes were fulfilled, how would I feel?” Fall asleep to that question satisfied.
• Record an MP3 or voice note of your OWN voice, reciting positive affirmations. Get examples online but personalize them. Your subconscious mind trusts your own voice. Use it. 
• Never ever let yourself fall asleep feeling stress or failure. Don’t invite it in. 

Morning:

• When your eyes open, set your intention for the day. 
• Did you have any dreams last night? Write them down.
• Write 5 things you’re grateful for. Increase to 10 after a while and begin to include wishes that are yet to manifest e.g. “I’m grateful I now weigh __” 

Day:

• Read Think And Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill. (PDF’s online) Read slowly and reflectively. 
• Read Feeling Is The Secret by Neville Goddard (PDF’s online) 
• The Secret book/DVD is great for beginners but you’re going to have to dig deeper to pull this off. 
Do what makes you smile. Read, play your music, call a friend, go for walks. Do whatever you can to lighten your mood. 
Write about your desire as if it’s already happened. 
Visualize your life ASSUMING the desire has already happened. How do you feel? What are you wearing? Where are you? Was manifesting easy and fun?

Remember:

Bruce Lee, Jim Carrey, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey, Big Sean, Conor McGregor and countless others have used this formula. It works, and it will work for you. 

And please share this post. You never know who might be waiting to see it. 

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I want to finish my book.

I want to finish my book.

I want to finish my BOOK.

I will finish my book.

I WILL FINISH MY BOOK.

I will have it published.

I will write more.

I will live by the sea.

I will write and write and write and write until I die.

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pacificnorthwestvamps

Twilight but in the style of Welcome to Night Vale

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The sun is missing. You haven’t seen it in years, not since the incident. The sky is mourning, draped in black clouds and crying. A feeling of dread sets over you. Welcome, to Forks Washington. 

[intro]

Listeners, today I have exciting news! A new family moved into town! There are five children and two adults, though not related, each have matching sallow skin and black eyes and they are all ominously beautiful. One of the adults, Carlisle Cullen, is an accomplished doctor who is now employed at the Forks Community Hospital, which is quite strange, considering the building has been vacant for several years. 

Each of the children is attending Forks High School–Go Spartans!–and sits on the edge of the bustling cafeteria, silent, unmoving, with full trays of food in front of them. They don’t seem to blink or breathe as they stare ahead with their black eyes, hungry but not for food. The other students can’t help but stare but feel dread while doing so, as if they aren’t allowed to look. No one has seen them move, but have seen them in their classes sometimes, in new positions, always sitting perfectly still, never breathing, never blinking. The Cullen children are–

Oh, uh, listeners, I appear to have made a factual error earlier in this broadcast. The new family who moved into town, you know, the Cullens, don’t actually have black eyes. My mistake. They’re actually a pleasant gold. Thanks for the correction, intern Kareem!

hollowedskin

honestly i would read the hell out of this

moniquill
creativewordspowerfulideas

Watching a super hero movie directed by a woman is like putting glasses on for the first time.

I didn’t realize how much I had to squint through the “male gaze” till suddenly, miraculously, I didn’t have to.

There were absolutely NO eye candy shots of Diana. There were Amazons with ageing skin and crows feet and not ONE of them wore armor that was a glorified corset. When Diana did the superhero landing, her thigh jiggled onscreen.

Did you hear me? HER FUCKING THIGH JIGGLED. Wonder Woman’s thigh jiggled on a 20-foot tall screen in front of everyone.

Because she wasn’t there to make men drool. She wasn’t there to be sexy and alluring and flirt her way to victory, and that means she has big, muscular thighs, and when they absorb the impact of a superhero landing, they jiggle, and.that’s.WONDERFUL.

Thank you, Patty Jenkins, for giving me a movie about a woman, told by a woman,so I can see it through my eyes, not some dude bro who’s there for boobs and butts.

heylittleyahtzee

Literally, okay, I have to just

I was so uncomfortable in some parts of the movie, like for instance when she had to go through the rotating door and was a dork about it and I couldn’t figure out WHY and when she was so assertive and kept getting in the men’s faces and I just felt so mortified and scared????

and then I realized it’s because I’d never gotten to see a woman be rash and loud without being punished for it, or made into “the bad girl” or humiliated, or whatever, before this movie. We aren’t allowed to be the naive, strongheaded, heroic ones. We don’t get to do silly things on screen without being turned into a cute joke. And I was just waiting for it. For the whole movie. And it never came.

They never made her seem stupid just because she didn’t understand modern things and they never made her seem weak for it or have her need saving or anything just because she got into sticky situations. Every time she “stepped out of line” or made a mistake, we knew she could take literally anyone in the room.

Anyway the point is I want to watch this movie a hundred times until I don’t cringe anymore every time Diana is in a room full of men being shot down or undervalued or does something socially unacceptable because she’s perfect and strong and I want to be her when I grow up. 

madsadcatfish
ncrussell:
“ theycallmeparrot:
“ estebanwaseaten:
“ moyaofthemist:
“ ilovecharts:
“ The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany
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“In just six hours, the world’s deserts receive more energy from the sun than...
ilovecharts

The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany

moyaofthemist

estebanwaseaten

“In just six hours, the world’s deserts receive more energy from the sun than humankind consumes in a year. (x)

theycallmeparrot

I don’t care how many times I see this I will always reblog it

ncrussell

Stop spending money on war and lies and start spending it on ways to make this planet better.

Source: Boing Boing
moniquill
kakaphoe:
“ of-another-broken-heart:
“ kakaphoe:
“ asymbina:
“ iamsapphirecrimsonclaw:
“ bluesey-182:
“ captaindeadpoet:
“ hiringdreamers:
“ ezurad:
“ commandtower-solring-go:
“ kayas-wife:
“ chandra-nalaar:
“ viralthings:
“The more you look at this...
viralthings

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

chandra-nalaar

this is just a normal waffle house

kayas-wife

there is a bloody handprint on the door

commandtower-solring-go

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

ezurad

Blind man reading news paper
Skull in the coffee

hiringdreamers

Milk is $15

captaindeadpoet

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

bluesey-182

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

iamsapphirecrimsonclaw

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

asymbina

I think his face is just tentacles.

kakaphoe

The blind man has gills.

of-another-broken-heart

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name.
SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724

That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents.
(http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)

The table under the journal is lacquered with ants.

The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.

The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

kakaphoe

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).